Few things in day to day life are worthy of being described as "epic".
Hangovers - to be sure. A few times I've gone to a good man's home in Waukesha for Epic Game Day (and sometimes have played board games that fit the epic description). There's a company that calls itself "Epic", but I don't think that it really is all that epic...
Today was an epic sports day for me, and it went so so badly... Almost all of my selected sports teams were playing today - and they all failed to win.
My night ended with the end of this season's road for Minnesota FC, who a short time ago lost their first ever playoff game. The Loons are in only their 3rd year of existence as an MLS team. I started following them closely during the summer of 2018, when I started following a number of European Clubs closely - checking fixtures and watching games when they are available for tv consumption.
A few hours earlier, my Chicago Bears played a craptastic game and lost badly to fall to 3-3 for the season. In a classic Bear's move, the team suddenly came to life and scored 2 TDs in the final 2 and a half minutes (and even appeared to grab a second onside kick) even though the game was fully out of reach at that point...
I've written of my Bears fandom, but never I think, specifically, about how completely they are the absolute worst fucking team to be a fan of ever with the way they give and take and seem like they're something and then pull a rug out from under and then totally suck, but show signs. The Double Doink was pretty much the moment my entire Bear fandom had been leading up to for most of my life... and now this.
Prior to the Bears barf-fest, my Liverpudlians failed to win. They did tie, but meh - now that we win so often, it's a bit of a let-down (though we were somewhat lucky to equalize...). And, although it was available on ESPN+, I missed the earlier Nottingham Forest match - which we lost to fall out of the top spot on the table.