Bird Alert

 OK, America… it has become clear to me that you still need me. 

I am sorry for my long absence, but I have been toying with a transition to Substack (don’t worry, a Roman Numeral J premium subscription will never cost more than $.19 a month for longtime readers, just use the promo code {REDACTED*} to lock in a lifetime price). 

TODAY: 

A bird, a large bird, perhaps a falcon or some other monster invaded our back yard today and wrought this: 

At first we thought it was a bunny (of which we host many) but on closer examination it was “just” a gray bird - still awful but, well, ok  

We have been working, fairly intentionally at making a safe space, a “site” of sorts in our back yard. [Brooke has pointed out that since I have been collecting concrete sculptures, some of the visiting animals may fear that I am some sort of dark wizard who may turn them to stone as well…]

But we are really looking at some optimal space for all (no bugs tho, you guys suck) back here and this travesty - tearing apart some fine feathered friend… it’s just terrible, sorry my man  

Our yard will win out!

L’il fellas and birds and whomever - this is a place for you!

We have a newly established bird feeder -  a big ole concrete bird bath on the way (plus a rusty ole bird bath in our yard now). 

#post4birds

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